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Hey, I couldn’t resist this Kiss reference… also, about as full frontal as 1977 is gonna get for the time being. I’ve been wanting to get away from boob jokes, but I had a few left in my system and thought with Valentine’s day just around the corner, I’d set the bar up a notch [...]
People ask me if Lorraine can be that stupid. In my opinion Lorraine is far from stupid, she’s just grossly uninformed sometimes. She is from Iowa after all… New looks today. Robyn finally gets an overhaul that’s been long over due. I have NEVER liked her hair and have struggled to find a style that [...]
And they lived happily ever after… Our girls are a bit naughty, now aren’t they? And good for you Chuck… keeping your hair nice and soft by rinsing it with beer! What a guy! Quick story, as I was never lucky enough to have two girls in the shower with me. BUT… my freshman year [...]
This answers Bud’s daughter’s question if he’d “ever seen Grandma Peterson naked?” And, well, that’s a yes. I chose “Mother” by Pink Floyd from “The Wall” not only because of the obvious title, but because in the song the “mother” of the main character really messes with his mind. I’d think seeing your girlfriend’s mother, [...]
Take away the women, and this story is basically true for me. In a nutshell… my freshman year in college, my parents moved basically across town. I came home at Christmas, got drunk and came home to the WRONG house. My dad was notorious for shutting off the electric garage door opener to force you [...]
The Polaroid SX-70 made the 70s even more wild and crazy as “swinging” folks would exchange fun little photos of each other. Today we just text these to our friends… I haven’t done a full-on boob joke in a while and felt I’d wrap the first week of 5 updates with a little treat for [...]
Having grown up around older sisters… I know first hand they can be REALLY gross when they want to be. My middle sister is a champion belcher and can take on entire biker crowds at bars and blow them away… I had such good role models as a child… This is my contribution to a [...]
Merry Christmas! Wet ladies for you all! Doing all the shading for the wet parts of their bodies was a bitch… besides I kept getting distracted! Good News! Lorraine’s blouse stretches when wet! “Even It Up” was another rocker from Heart in 1979 that just never took off. I like it but not near as [...]
“Never rub another man’s rhubarb!” Ah, the over-protective brothers… and man are they BIG… I’d say run, but we’ll see what Wednesday brings… beating or escape? Hmmm… If you think the silent brother looks like Lil’ Abner, you’d be right. Grew up on Andy Capp and other comics of that era and at a certain [...]
I NEVER met any girls like that in my little farm town that my family still calls home… I’d would have never left if they did… Don’t laugh, but today’s title, besides being a popular expression, is also a very humorous ABBA song… okay, I’ll wait for you to stop laughing… Yes, ABBA. I know, [...]
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