That one in a million shot that only a Norse God could manage.
If Bud is anything like me, and he is, then he is wondering “Why Me?” This comic is based on a present day experience just a week or so ago. I nearly knocked the last roll of TP into the toilet at a client’s office. That would have made their day. And I figured Bud needed to have this experience too.
In 1979, Styx released “Cornerstone” one of their last decent studio albums. After that, Dennis DeYoung decide to go all Broadway on the group and do shit like “Paradise Theater” and “Kilroy Was Here” in concert. Instead of just playing songs, they acted out a story. Stoned audience members had no freakin’ idea what was going on and the tours were not well received, especially the Kilroy tour. That sparked the end of Styx as most of the band just wanted to rock and Dennis was pushing them in the opposite direction. Too bad, as Mr. DeYoung is a talented and truly funny guy as I have heard him many times here on Chicago radio.